免費小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1946章 一招鮮吃遍天

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                雖然還蠻想跟江南談情說愛的,可是他叫我寶貝欸~
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是當即來到位置最好,人流量最多的絕佳攤位!
                
            
            

            
                    
                指著那海族的武器販子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?っ`~′)??“你!滾一邊兒賣去!江南要擺地攤,快給他騰位置!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                海族滿臉問號:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(°口°?)“哈?我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                月貍叉腰瞪眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??°?~°?)?““嗯?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                海族額頭暴汗,連忙收拾攤位:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′-?-`;)“啊哈哈~我…我這就換地方擺!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南咧嘴一笑,當即瞬移至攤位前,熟練的抽出地攤布,在身前抖開鋪在地上!
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                小馬扎一坐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                看的月貍眼皮直跳,他還真是專業的啊他?
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵捂臉,瞅這架勢,江南干這行也不是一天兩天了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [(???????????????)嗚~終于!終于等到了!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                可算是開擺了啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                瓦特疑惑道:(〃???)“江南兄弟,你有什么貨要賣的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬一臉理所當然!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?( ??~?? )?“怎么沒貨?剛剛主人不是在集市上進了不少的貨么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此話一出,奧莉維婭一口老血差點沒噴出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(??? ????)啥?
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神準備把剛剛在集市上搜刮到的商品再倒手賣出去?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你特喵可真會啊你?那可都是溫格付的賬啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這跟從溫格兜里搶錢有什么區別?
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵一臉恍然:
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ( ° △ °|||)“嘶~空手套白狼啊?你丫的是來這兒掙錢來的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的溫格已經在忍耐極限上反復橫跳了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???益???)
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么?要賣剛剛買來的商品?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你踏馬!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自溫格的怨氣值+1009!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南笑著擺手:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶.?︶●)ゞ“怎么可能!我哪里會辣么魔鬼?那些我留著自己用的,才不賣呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰應聲道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ~ˇ?)“就是就是~老大怎么可能辣么魔鬼呢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南咧嘴一笑,大手一揮,場中頓時就出現了數百件天線寶寶衣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即大聲吆喝道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(`口′●)“走一走瞧一瞧看一看了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “最新款天線寶寶隱身衣,100%真皮,不吹不黑,現扒現賣!一件只要十萬塊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “隱身三十分!咱都能果奔!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                響亮的吆喝聲回蕩集市,頓時就吸引了大批人的注意!
                
            
            

            
                    
                天線寶寶們看到那幾百件真皮隱身衣,當即跪地暴風哭泣,臉都嚇白了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰仰天悲嚎:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (;?′??Д??`)?“我收回剛剛的話,老大是真魔鬼啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                他到底是殘害了多少天線寶寶哇,隨手一掏就能掏出幾百件來?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,就連月貍跟溫格的眼神都直了,倒抽了一口涼氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵100%真皮,現扒現賣啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這么殘忍的么?這些皮都是從天線一族的身上扒下來的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?益??)“都哭什么哭?趕緊跟老子一起喊,信不信老子這就把你們做成衣服穿?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                天線寶寶們天線都嚇炸毛了,只聽胖不啦嘰當即大聲哭喊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??口?)?“啊哇~我七大姑八大姨四太奶奶的皮啊,有沒有人買啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只希望有人繼承她們的遺志,讓她們以這種方式繼續在星空中發光發熱,否則死不瞑目哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                108只天線寶寶跪地上跟哭喪似的,場面異常熱烈,頓時就吸引了大批的人過來圍觀!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一看攤位上的這些隱身衣,也是一個哆嗦!
                
            
            

            
                    
                !!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ“臥槽!不愧是10億懸賞的重型通緝犯,扒皮制衣的這種事情也干得出來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′-﹏-`;)“江狠人啊?天線寶寶這么可愛他怎么下得去手的?心狠手辣啊這?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “話說這玩意穿上真的能隱身?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:“當然!只要10萬塊!秘密潛入,隱藏身份,亦或是去實現男人夢想,天線寶寶衣都是你的不二之選!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可卻有人皺眉:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???.??)“10萬有點太貴了吧?既然能直接從天線一族身上扒,我自己去扒點不就得了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “10萬星源點可是能買好多天線寶寶了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘴角一抽,轉頭看向胖不啦嘰:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛益乛?)“嘶~你們這么便宜的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰:(*??口??)啊啊啊!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過轉念一想,就值五星源點的胖不啦嘰,也貴不到哪里去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶?︶●)“咳咳~那是扒下來就能好使的么?需要特殊的制作手段,此乃不傳之秘!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “如今正值黑標大會期間,若是能隱身,辦事可不止方便一點嗷,十萬根本不貴!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                被江南這么一說,當即就有人心動了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                要是真能隱身,買一件備著也蠻好!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可10萬真的有點貴,還是有點賣不動的樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而就在這時,只見月貍輕輕嘬了一口煙斗,伸出粉嫩的香舌舔了舔嘴唇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?っ?????????c)?“咯咯咯~我月貍朋友的攤位,你們真的不照顧下他的生意么?嗯哼?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間直接釋放了百媚千嬌,無窮的魅惑之力徹底綻放!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,圍觀的人群徹底炸鍋,一個個眼睛都紅了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?口?)?“啊~買買買!為搏美人一笑,讓我干啥都行啊!給老子來10件!這是一百萬!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(*′?`*)人(*′﹃`*)?“月貍大人的朋友,那就是我的朋友,我也買!都給老子起開,別耽誤我消費!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                自古以來就有美人計一說,在月貍的攻勢之下,沒有任何一個碳基能抗的住這等魅惑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                天線寶寶衣瞬間就賣爆了,星源點嘩嘩進賬!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然的看著月貍,好家伙!
                
            
            

            
                    
                月貍一笑竟然有這么大的威力么?要是天天能帶著她來擺攤!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那不得賺瘋了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                現在江南有些理解,為啥諾亞讓月貍主持黑街了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                對生意的加成不是一般的大啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                很快,那些拿出來的天線寶寶衣就售空了,然后江南又掏出來幾千件…
                
            
            

            
                    
                天線三兄弟哭的更大聲了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至一度認為天線一族被江魔鬼給滅族了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南大聲道:“別光盯著隱身衣看,低調砂糖橘也很贊!一顆只要30萬!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “隱藏自身一切波動,配合隱身衣使用效果奇佳,偷襲拍磚,綁票打劫全靠它!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                數袋子砂糖橘放出來,同樣賣爆了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                畢竟黑標大會上,需要隱藏自己身份的情況并不少,幾乎是剛需!
                
            
            

            
                    
                有些禁忌的黑標,還是隱藏身份買的好!
                
            
            

            
                    
                月貍的加持下,生意愈發的火爆了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                當即有人吼道:“就這兩樣么?還有沒有什么別的寶貝了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南哈哈大笑:“既然弟兄們興致如此高昂,那就只能祭出我的本命商品了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南二話不說,當即掏出了大力水桶,還有一捆捆的靈氣韭菜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?° ?? ?°)?“羸弱體虛喝大力!腦瓜都能干放屁!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “誰要不服捶GG!全場都是臭弟弟!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間薅過胖不啦嘰,一桶大力2.0直接就給他懟了進去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一刻,在所有人驚恐的目光中,就聽“啊哈”一聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                原本胖墩墩的胖不啦嘰整個人都壯了三圈還不止!
                
            
            

            
                    
                化身天線肌肉寶,宛如巖石一般的搓衣板腹肌簡直亮瞎人眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不復之前可愛的形象,渾身肌肉猛的鴨匹!
                
            
            

            
                    
                其頭頂天線毛球上的絨毛盡數脫落,綻放出無與倫比的耀眼光芒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰眼睛锃亮:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?凸(??口??)凸?“老大!我…我好猛啊,感覺體內有無窮的力量在涌動,我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,所有人都震撼的看著胖不啦嘰!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?━=????(??? ????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                這踏馬什么玩意啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                一桶下去萌漢直接變猛漢?這都快抵得上以身體素質著稱的碳基生命了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                啥兇悍的加強藥劑有這效果啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南哈哈大笑:“一桶只要100萬!破星咱都隨便干!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這次哪怕是沒有月貍的魅惑加持,大力水都賣爆了,加成如此恐怖的藥劑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                即便是在星空中,也是極其稀有的稀罕貨,畢竟沒人嫌棄自己的身體強度高!
                
            
            

            
                    
                至于會變禿?大多數星空人不會在乎的,因為并不是所有種族都有頭發!
                
            
            

            
                    
                果然,無論在哪兒!大力都是這么的受歡迎啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                人們見大力水都這么牛批了,于是對靈氣韭菜也好奇起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)“這綠植又有什么作用?你倒是給介紹介紹啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南臉上露出邪惡的笑容:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??? .?.? ??‵)“這玩意可就厲害了,有沒有哪位勇士愿意現場試吃一下的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人一聽,當即頭搖的跟撥浪鼓似的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                畢竟可沒人愿意吃來路不明的綠植!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南直咂嘴:“好東西都沒人吃的么?小格格?那就只能麻煩你一下了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格滿臉的抗拒:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛益乛?)“我才不吃這破玩意,我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,就見江南嘆了口氣:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? )“欸~你不愿意吃?如此一來,就只能出此下策了,所謂重賞之下,必有勇夫!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間江南就把手伸進了異度空間里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                溫格眼睛都紅了,你又來?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還真是一招鮮吃遍天!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′?益?)?“住手!你給我住手!不就是一捆草么?我吃!我踏馬吃還不行么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見溫格滿臉憤恨的從地攤布上撿起一大捆韭菜就塞進嘴里嚼吧吃了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一刻,溫格猛的瞪大了眼睛,渾身一顫,眼中滿是紅血絲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?????)?