免費小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1917章 嗯~很成熟的想法

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                無盡繁華的萬象星上,硅速空鐵以恐怖的速度穿過加速磁環!
                
            
            

            
                    
                掠過雪山冰城,海底都市,云母田,沿途是絕美的風光!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但江南眾人卻根本無暇欣賞!
                
            
            

            
                    
                空鐵列車上播放著舒緩空靈的音樂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南所在的118號車廂卻異常火熱,瘋狂震動,里邊黑霧滾滾!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一北蠻族的兄弟,一口獠牙都被錘掉了,此刻扒著窗戶就要跳車,眼中滿是絕望!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而一雙大手卻給他薅進了黑霧里,隨即里邊傳來了驚天的慘叫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                3分又27秒之后!
                
            
            

            
                    
                車廂內恢復平靜,黑霧散去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南對著炸裂的鏡子整理了下略顯凌亂的發型,歪頭呸了一口!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)“擦!118號車廂里,沒有一個能打的!”
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見車廂里,除了江南他們已經沒有一個乘客了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                麻袋堆了整整半截車廂,異度空間打開,天線寶寶們扛著麻袋就往里塞啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                車座都被打爛了,燈管還冒著電火花,墻壁上到處都是爪痕跟凹坑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                莫莫默默摘掉頭上落的半件小背心兒:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ﹏ˇ??:)“電車戰神說的就是您二位吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                把一整車廂的乘客都給逮了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉薇婭眼皮直跳:“這下是真不愁沒座位了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵則是滿眼興奮:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)?“老子237只麻袋,比你多!說話算話,叫爹!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “叫啥?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “爹啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南點頭:(?ˇ?ˇ?)“哎~好大兒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?▼皿▼)“你踏馬說啥?老子套的分明比你多,不是說好的…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(??????)“好大兒記憶力不行啊?再回想回想我剛剛咋說的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵一怔,連忙往回翻…額,連忙回憶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+1008!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵你管我叫爹啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°?)“又是破防教學?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手:╮( ??w?? )╭“每天一個小技巧,讓你變得騷又弔!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵磨牙,滿臉憋屈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南話鋒一轉:“愛醬,你剛剛想說啥來著?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬以手撫額,主人的動作也太快了點吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “剛剛我是想說,之所以主人來千星之城,所有人都想干你,是因為你被懸賞了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “上了通緝名錄,懸賞三億星源點,吶~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間拿出便攜智腦,通緝名錄最上面,赫然顯示著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南臉上的表情陡然僵住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                噗~這特喵誰搞的畫像?這是我?
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己喝了心靈雞湯,散發圣光,搶劫星盜時候的樣子有這么狗的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                被懸賞了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                怪不得預警姬瘋狂報警,行走在大街上的錢錢在眼前晃悠,誰不想要啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉薇婭:(?′?ж?)σ“噗~這畫像抓到精髓了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南黑著臉,抬手錘了奧莉薇婭一個暴栗:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???益?? ?)?“他們干我竟然不是因為嫉妒我突破天際的顏值,而是因為懸賞?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “三個億?什么時候的事兒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                之前曲速行進的時候,沒連上群星網絡,自然看不到最近更新通訊名錄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                到了千星之城,江南也沒在意這個啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,瑪卡嘟啦啪嗒一聲跪在地上,眼中滿是崇拜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (* ???????)“天!被懸賞三個億?這頂得上六千萬個大哥了啊?神!這是神!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰:(?_? )
                
            
            

            
                    
                知道你數學好,但能不能別顯擺的說出來?這樣就顯得我很微不足道的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬愁道:“如今主人怕不是在千星之城火了,不知道多少人都已經將您作為目標了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看向通緝名錄,上面過億的懸賞幾乎沒有,千萬的也很少!
                
            
            

            
                    
                所以江南就更乍眼了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(o﹃o?)“鵝盒~我這么值錢的么?誰懸賞的我?還真是得卸卸他全家才行的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “過億的就這么幾個人?我也太優秀了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭捂臉:(?)﹏(ヾ)“不是你優秀!而是那些通緝名錄上大額懸賞的重刑犯,一經發布,很短的時間就被拿下了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “自然也就下了名單!你之所以顯眼,是因為還沒被拿下!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “內個~現在申請單干還來得及么?我想退隊,太危險了啊喂!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                被懸賞了三個億?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(?°??°?)“退隊?你要是能挨的住4320個大B兜我就樣你退!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭一個哆嗦,滿眼驚恐,不住的搖頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?﹏?。)“不不不!生死相依!誓死追隨!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                莫莫俏臉煞白:“如果我沒理解錯的話,剛剛南神背著三億的賞金,一路大搖大擺,招搖過市的從萬象港走到了空鐵站!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還來坐空鐵了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這得多少人見到過啊?早就暴露了個屁的了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可以想象,一下車會是怎樣一幅畫面了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且目的地還是希爾德工會?閉著眼睛硬往賊窩里闖啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵也是嘴角直抽:“咱們應…應該沒暴露的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南大手一揮:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶~︶?)?“根本沒有!知道我身份的現在全都在麻袋里了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “根本無人察覺我江南已經來了千星之城!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只要把所有看到我想抓捕我的人都套進麻袋里,我就不算暴露!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭:(??? 3 ??)噗~
                
            
            

            
                    
                這究竟是什么神仙理論啊靠,暴力式潛入!
                
            
            

            
                    
                問題是這個男人真的這么做了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一路少說也得套了三五千的麻袋吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這身份隱藏的可真是太妙了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看著通緝名錄,眸光閃爍:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?っ???c)?“想摘老子的人頭?懸賞老子?桀桀桀~這賞金可不是這么好賺的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “針對這個,我江某人有一個成熟的想法!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間臉上的笑容逐漸變形,又從異度空間里掏出幾件天線寶寶衣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                唔西吧唧:(;′??Д??`)“啊~我七大姑八大姨,九舅姥姥啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(?_? )
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你們丫的怎么這么多親戚?家族這么大的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在江南剛要準備跟大家講述下自己那成熟的想法之時!
                
            
            

            
                    
                語音播報傳來:“叮~星落圓廳站到了,還請乘客有序上下車,不要擁擠,祝您旅途愉快!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的動作猛的一僵!
                
            
            

            
                    
                靠!不是直達?中途怎么還停車的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                艙門打開,乘客們烏泱泱的往里擠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*???)“臥槽?這節車廂的裝修有點別致啊?硅速星航什么時候出戰損風格的車廂了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (°ー°〃)“哎~真別說,還有點內個味兒?只不過這節車廂怎么沒什么人?拉ki~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(°Д°“嗯?我瞅這天使感覺怎么有點眼熟?嘶~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “噓~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                車廂關閉,空鐵列車再次高速行進!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼角直抽,再次往出掏麻袋:“好大兒?還比不比了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵鋼牙緊咬:(¬益¬?)“比個屁…跟你比費爹!領域展開?無底深淵!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是又一輪戰斗在狹小的車廂內拉開了帷幕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                嗯~這趟開往獵人都市的空鐵列車路上共停了17站…
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也清空了17次車廂…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “叮~獵人都市站到了!請乘客有序下車…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                車廂艙門打開,陣陣白氣冒出!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夜淵身邊,站著一個渾身漆黑,耳朵尖尖的南人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那是一種極致的黑,黑到不反射任何光線,失去三維立體,五官都看不清的程度!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不是別人,正是江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                30顆黑蒜下肚,黑的老婆都認不出來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                頭頂的光環跟背后的翅膀已經消失了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南已經從天使切換為深淵族了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而星澄,莫莫也都穿上了天線寶寶衣,屬實是不想變黑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人就這么堂而皇之的下了車廂,大搖大擺的走了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                引的眾人頻頻側目!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“臥槽?這是什么種族?我怎么沒見過?這也太黑了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “應…應該是深淵族吧?他旁邊不站著個深淵族的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “放屁吧?深淵族雖說天生黑皮,但也沒黑成他這個批樣啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼,上去就拎住睛族脖頸子:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?●?“哈?你說誰批樣?你再說?老子天賦異稟不行啊?再給你一次機會!我是什么族的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                那兄弟嚇壞了,就看見一口大白牙在眼前飄啊飄:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????? ̄)“深…深淵族,兄弟你就是深淵族的,如真包換啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南撇嘴,這才將之丟到一邊去:“滾犢子吧,死土鱉沒見過世面!呸!晦氣!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間懟了懟夜淵:“哎~要不你也吃一頭黑蒜吧?你太白了,這一對比之下,我有點顯黑啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵黑著臉:(??益?? ??)“吃個屁!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                我這還黑?你這要是進星下深淵里,都見不到人的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一怔:●!!“沒想到你還有這癖好?澄寶兒!整個屁喂他吃!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+1007!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                呼~不氣!不氣!這是教學!嗯~教學!
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉薇婭則是有些精神恍惚:“喂喂喂!你真要這么干?咱這樣真的能行?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                她這輩子沒見過像江南膽子這么肥的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這種情況下,他竟然想要光明正大的去希爾德工會用星盜換賞金不說!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他特喵還想賣自己啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                說他是去自首都夸他了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:“咋就不行?有錢不賺王八蛋!放心!方方面面這一塊哥門兒清!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “話說你有夠牛的,車廂被打成那樣你都能修上?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                之前奧莉薇婭小手一揮,戰損型裝修風格的車廂就直接恢復成了原狀!
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉薇婭捂臉:“這有什么的?隨便原子重組一下就好了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??﹏???)“話說…我…我有點不敢啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人邊走邊聊,已經來到了希爾德工會門口!