免費小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1916章 人不要臉!天下無敵

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                萬象星港空鐵站點,獵人都市特快直達!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見一道道金屬圓環漂浮在空中,散發著藍光!
                
            
            

            
                    
                空鐵列車呈亮銀色,以驚人的速度穿過一個個圓環,在空中疾馳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                每穿過一個圓環,都會獲得驚人的加速,速度快到肉眼都難以捕捉的程度!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且啟停幾乎無視慣性,像是這種空鐵,已經遍布萬象星,你可以通過空鐵站到達萬象星的任何一個角落!
                
            
            

            
                    
                畢竟萬象星太大了,而且被高度開發,到哪兒都腿兒著去,腿斷了地方還沒到呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                當然,還有更快的方式,可以通過星門直抵,更可以通過量子傳輸直接抵達目的地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只不過太貴了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                倒不是江南舍不得花錢,只是從萬象星港走到空鐵站,這么短的一段距離!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南跟夜淵兩個足足逮了三千多人啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                街上都給抓冷清了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這要是去量子傳輸站,不逮個萬八千的根本擋不住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻江南拄著膝蓋大口喘息,一身熱汗!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°?)“擦!累死老子了,口水都特喵快吐干了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵也是揉了揉發酸的肩膀,一臉的躍躍欲試!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)?“我感覺還是走去希爾德工會比較好!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                莫莫一個激靈:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?﹏?。)“別別別!那樣的話南神的異度空間會塞不下的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的奧莉維婭則是捂著鼻子,擦了擦鼻血:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ?ˇ??:)“南神!你是開嘲諷了么?怎么這么多人想干你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己預知的都腦過載了啊靠,還以為跟著江南會有個依靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                誰知道剛來千星之城就這局面?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:(??~??*)“我怎么知道?外面的世界果然太危險了,撒楞上車好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可眾人剛要上前,就見站口坐著一個賣票的機械種!
                
            
            

            
                    
                所有人的表情都是一僵,黑戶啊?刷源芯的時候會被發現的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南轉頭望向愛醬!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見愛醬探出光信號接口:“我來!需要時間!只是次次刷源芯都這么搞,有點麻煩啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭開口道:“沒事!去了黑街找人專門定制些假源芯就好了,足矣以假亂真,雖說瞞不過終端大數據庫!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “但使用一些基礎設施什么的倒是可以蒙混過去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這段路就先對付一下好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼睛大亮:(* ???????)“哦豁?千星之城里還有辦假證的么?溜溜溜~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                果然,有光明的地方就有黑暗!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此刻的夜淵卻異常的興奮,特地戴上了那副熱情如火小手套!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自告奮勇道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶.?︶〃)?“都別動,這次我來,你們在這兒等著!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間就大步流星的上前,江南神色古怪,但也沒說什么,而是讓夜淵過去了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見那賣票機械種傳來一陣機械女音:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*^_^*) “歡迎乘坐硅速星航,請問是到獵人都市么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(′-﹏-`;)
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵硅速星航啊,別人聽了你家公司的名字也不帶坐的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                怪不得生意沒玻玻星航好哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵嘿嘿直笑:“沒錯,就到那個什么希爾德工會!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                賣票姬點頭:(*^_^*)“單程票價388星源點,共114人,請支付44232點!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵想都沒想就付了錢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                賣票姬機械眼閃動,朝著江南等人望了過去:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*?д?*)“請掃描登…嘶~你們…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                其胸前的藍燈猛的變成了紅燈,可話還沒說完,期待許久的夜淵一個大B兜就扇在了賣票姬的臉上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                發出“哐”的一聲,給它頭扇的一歪,金屬面皮都扇出火星子了,上面還留了個巴掌印!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見那賣票姬胸口紅燈再次恢復成藍色!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)^_^)“歡迎乘坐硅速星航,請問…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵迫不及待道:“114人,希爾德工會,趕緊的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                心中異常驚奇,哇靠!真的好用啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                連機械種的記憶卡都能刪掉歸檔?
                
            
            

            
                    
                賣票姬:“請支付44232星源點!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵臉上的笑容直接僵住:
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(?口? ????)“怎么還付?我剛才都支付過了!我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                賣票姬搖頭:“并未查詢到有效支付記錄,請支付!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                特喵的江南扇巴掌賺錢,老子扇巴掌怎么還賠錢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且一賠就是四萬多?自己被刷金幣了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夜淵回頭,滿眼憤慨的看向江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?益??)
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:╮( ??w?? )╭
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你自己要上的嗷,可不是我讓你上的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這學也沒學到精髓啊?還能被刷金幣,這bug讓你給卡瞎了都!
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭:(′?ж?)σ 噗~
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+1007!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                “請支付星源點!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵臉都黑了,到底是付了錢,就算是搶來的,老子也心疼啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是回頭沒好氣道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬益¬?)“愛醬!快點,賠著錢呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而此刻的愛醬已經沒功夫理會夜淵了,正在全力改寫賣票姬的個人數據庫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可突然間好像發現了什么驚人的事情一樣,改數據的速度更快了,甚至頭頂都開始冒煙了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                足足在夜淵自己一個人買了上千人的車票后,數據終于被添加進去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                至于為何愛醬花了這么久,因為她不但改了些數據,而且還刪了數據!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不留痕跡!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵一臉肉痛,可愛醬卻推著眾人,連忙登上了空鐵列車!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?﹏?。)?“快!快上車!別在外邊站著了,出事了,來不及解釋了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人都是一臉懵的上了車!
                
            
            

            
                    
                車廂內早就已經沒了空座,座位上都有人了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南他們只能站在過道上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛一進車廂,江南就覺得數十道目光朝著自己射來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個個都怔住了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這個叫江南的神圣天使怕不是瘋了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                被懸賞了三億,竟然踏馬還敢光明正大的來坐空鐵?
                
            
            

            
                    
                所有人的目光都集中在了車廂門上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                等關門的,空鐵列車一旦運行起來,這廝就無處可逃了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                送上門來的星源點,哪里有不要的道理?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南則是嘿嘿壞笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? .??)“哎~你們想不想坐著?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵翻了個白眼:“想到是想,哪兒來的座位了還?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                我踏馬自己買了一千多張票,連個座位都撈不到的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那些天線寶寶也跟著點頭,能坐著,誰想站著啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南咧嘴一笑,一把抓住胖不啦嘰,金手指直接戳在了他身上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′?口?)“啊呀~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                突如其來的麻痹感讓他直接炸了毛,尖叫一聲,當場跌倒在地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南連忙俯身扶住它,急道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????口?)?“胖不啦嘰!你怎么了?醒醒啊?堅持住!醫生,醫生?有沒有人會恢復技?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見胖不啦嘰瘋狂翻白眼,倒在地上抽抽個不停,直吐白沫子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                宛如一條跳上岸的咸魚!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自胖不啦嘰的怨氣值+777!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自胖不啦嘰…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                特喵的我怎么了你心里沒數么?你戳的我啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                求求別棺新我了,把你的金手指拿開啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                車廂里的乘客們看著天線寶寶毫無預兆的就抽了,當即都離的老遠,滿眼的驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(?﹏??)?(?o?o ?)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                瞬間讓出了塊空地,就連坐在座位上的那些乘客都被嚇跑了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南見座位空出來了,臉上焦急的表情驟然消失,隨即一個起身,一屁股坐在剛空出來的座位上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,所有人都呆呆的看著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手:?( ?′??`)?“都愣著干什么?坐啊?這么多空座呢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                莫莫:"(o Д o*)
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬:?(??? ????)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭:??o·(? ??? )?o·?啊哈哈哈哈~
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵有空座了啊,為了有座位坐,要不要這么拼啊你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                以后坐空鐵再也不愁沒有座位坐了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                當然,如果能豁出去臉不要的話!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵眼角直抽,一臉震撼的坐在了還熱乎的座位上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??益???)“又學一手,嘖嘖嘖~白踏馬活這些年啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                樹不要皮,必死無疑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                人不要臉,天下無敵!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻,這截車廂里的乘客看向江南的目光已經能殺人了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這什么天使啊靠,還能再不要臉一點么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                奪筍吶?
                
            
            

            
                    
                等下要他好看吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此刻,剛從麻痹狀態緩過來的胖不啦嘰才從地上爬起來,抹了抹嘴角的白沫子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這才發覺,江南他們都有座位坐了,就連老二老三都撈到了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可自己這個功臣還在過道站著呢啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自胖不啦嘰的怨氣值+888!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神老大!禮貌你嗎?
                
            
            

            
                    
                車廂門關閉,空鐵列車以極其恐怖的速度沖了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的愛醬卻急道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?( ????口????)?“主人!大事不妙,剛剛我改數據的時候發現…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,只見奧莉維婭神情一凝!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~??)“糟!南神!9.4秒后,整個車廂里,除了咱們,沒有一個人是無辜的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘴角一抽,再望向車廂里的數百人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                果不其然,一個個看自己的眼神都變了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南黑著臉,又從異度空間里掏出幾百只麻袋,分給夜淵一半!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還慪氣的嘟嘟道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?? ? ?? )“可真是的!不就是占了你們幾個座位么?至于不啊?千星之城的人可真小氣!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “大淵種?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵扭了扭脖頸,邪魅一笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˉ?? ˉ?)“比比誰套的多?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個瞬移消失:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?° ?? ?°)“切~你要是能比我套的多,你管我叫爹的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵振奮道:“那你馬上就要多個爹了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是,高速行駛且狹小密閉的空間里,一場別開生面的套麻袋大戰爆發了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬:?(?﹏?。)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                主人!他們可不是因為你搶座才想干你的啊?