免費小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1885章 南人這該死的勝負欲

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                由于江南自己丟了大量的尬舞手雷,不光大威天龍在那邊跳個不停!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這邊也已經開始跳上甩蔥舞了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                猛的想起什么的江南一個哆嗦,哇靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神不能丟的啊?尬舞手雷這東西別人中招了,丟手雷的人也會跟著跳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                萬一要是讓黑神在手下面前丟臉了,一生氣把自己做成標本了可怎么搞?
                
            
            

            
                    
                連忙轉頭望向黑神!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可這貨完全沒有跟著一起跳舞的意思,還在一個勁兒的朝著大威天龍丟手雷!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(′-﹏-`;)
                
            
            

            
                    
                也是…我擔心祂干個鬼哦!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神開心道:“這個手雷好,多給我一點玩兒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還有別的什么好玩兒的沒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:(?ˉ?? ˉ?)“有!怎么沒有?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間又掏出一堆極速小拖鞋,眸光落在了蟹老板的身上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “來吧,過來試試新鞋?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟹老板額頭暴汗:“不不不,我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神:“嗯?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟹老板一個激靈,連忙跑了過來乖乖的把拖鞋套在了自己的八只腳上,一臉肅穆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只要黑神一句話,刀山火海都不怕!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神好奇道:“這拖鞋是干什么用的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:“這拖鞋啊?用處可多著呢,就比如…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間上前推了下蟹老板,其忍不住邁步!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而就在其邁步的一剎那,八條腿瞬間控制不住的飆了出去,都倒騰出了幻影!
                
            
            

            
                    
                慘叫著以驚人的速度的跑了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神頓時就來了興趣,隨手一揮,大量黑霧擴散,仿佛形成了類似蟲洞一樣的空間循環!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟹老板尖叫著從一邊黑霧中撞進去,又從另一邊撞出來,無限循環!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神拍手:“鵝盒~這個鞋好,這個我也要!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還有沒有了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭暴汗:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??﹏??)“內…內個啥?有倒是有,就是能不能不殺我們吶?我們活這么大也挺不容易的…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神大手一揮:“只要你能不讓本尊變得無聊,一切好說!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南以手撫額,為什么我突然有種在哄小孩兒一樣的感覺啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                喵的,不就是舔么?為了活命,拼了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是又從兜里掏出兩只棒棒糖,一紅一藍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨手一丟,就把紅太陽丟向星澄,星澄才不管是什么東西呢,來者不拒,一口就給造了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而另一只,江南遞給了莫莫,一臉悲痛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                對不住了,這都是為了活命吶,你就先忍忍好了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                莫莫滿眼堅定,自然知道情況緊急,不會連這點犧牲都做不到,于是一口吃下藍月亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                同步開始!
                
            
            

            
                    
                莫莫開始不由自主的模仿起星澄的動作!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見星澄鵝盒直笑,抱著懷里的次元珠伸出舌頭舔起個沒完,口水流的到處都是!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而另一邊的莫莫,則是開始抱著愛醬的鐵頭開始舔了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一邊舔一邊哭,愛醬不會被自己給舔漏電了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬:?(?_? )?…
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神詫異道:“哦豁?這棒棒糖好,會動作同步么?可可可!這個我也要玩!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間攥起拳頭,期待的望向江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南直撓頭,于是又一陣狂掏,把百發百中小彈弓給掏了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?° ?? ?°)つY“吶~這是遠程攻今兒武器,專門用來打人的,需要填彈,用次元珠就行!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神二話不說,直接小手一招,搞來一大堆的次元珠,品質半點不比給江南的那個差啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “怎么用的?你教教我?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著抓過小彈弓,仿佛得到了什么新玩具一般,仔細研究起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南隨口道:“簡單,直接拉弓打就行!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見黑神抓起一顆次元珠,裝在皮兜里,猛的松手發射!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????口?)?“哎哎哎,不行!那個是自瞄模式啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可已經發射了出去,次元珠被激發出屬性,瞬移著就沒了影子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                帶著強悍的沖擊力兜了個大圈子就飛了回來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                直奔黑神射來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南大驚,這不壞了菜么?正要用空間蟲洞轉移攻擊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                誰知道那次元珠在黑神跟前竟然猛的一個急剎車,轉頭就朝著大威天龍射去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                大威天龍:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                “轟!”的一聲巨響,直接命中目標,大威天空眼珠暴凸,整條龍都綠了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????|||)嘶~
                
            
            

            
                    
                捂著關鍵部位直接倒在地上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “窩要媽媽哄!淦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                看著江南的表情滿眼的憤恨!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這該死的人類啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                給他抓回來,獎勵沒得到,凈被折磨了,跳舞也就算了,還要被黑神打!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自大威天龍的怨氣值+1001!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:呼~(︶ε︶ ?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                嚇死了,還好黑神沒有,這要是打黑神身上…
                
            
            

            
                    
                [( ????)~呼]
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神興奮壞了,拿著小彈弓愛不釋手:“我還是第一次見到這么好玩兒的武器,自瞄么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這個也要,你好玩兒的東西可真多,還有沒了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咽了口唾沫,按照這個趨勢,自己這各種獎品也撐不住多久的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “既如此,我只能拿出我的終極大殺器了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間,直接從自己的異度空間里拖出一臺小霸王游戲機!
                
            
            

            
                    
                連上顯示器,手柄,又掏出了一箱子自己珍藏的游戲卡!
                
            
            

            
                    
                選了一個游戲三百,吹了口氣,就插了進去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后盤坐電視前,塞給黑神一只游戲手柄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神一臉懵:?●“這…這是什么東西?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南隨口道:“游戲啊?你不會連這個都沒玩兒過吧?來!我教你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神也盤坐在了地上,拿著手柄偷看江南的操作。
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南指著手柄:“這邊是方向鍵,那邊是動作鍵,中間是選擇跟確認!玩哪個?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神完全被這種新奇的東西吸引了心神:“那個!赤色要塞?炸彈人?魂斗羅?不不不!玩兒坦克大戰…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨著古老的游戲背景音傳出,江南跟黑神兩人盤腿坐在地上就開始打起了游戲…
                
            
            

            
                    
                莫莫一邊舔著愛醬的鐵頭,一邊看著剋游戲的兩人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(°ー°〃)?(??? ????)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                世界觀已經碎了…
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神竟然帶著身為次元之主的黑神玩兒小霸王游戲機…
                
            
            

            
                    
                這跟鬼說,鬼都不帶信的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南急道:(?°?益°?)“哎哎哎~守家啊?放過去了!你離得近,你回去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神:“啥?啥是家啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬益¬?)“嘖~就那個老鷹!哎呦臥槽!家讓人給掏了,你咋這么笨呢?菜批!都打輸了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神瞪眼:“我第一次玩兒,你又沒提前告訴我!再來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我堂堂黑神,根本不知輸為何物!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人都打的異常投入,甚至身體都不自覺的跟著使起勁來,瘋狂按手柄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼道:“吃!吃那個星星,能升級!快吃,一會兒就沒了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神連忙操作:“哦哦哦~我這就去,那個像是手雷一樣的東西是啥啊?能吃么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南點頭:“那個是炸,等敵方坦克多了你再吃!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神急道:“家里又過去坦克了,本尊滅了你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是瘋狂打磚開炮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哇靠!別開辣么多炮!家啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                果不其然,家里的老鷹被黑神自己的炮彈干爆了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                氣的江南抬手就拍了黑神的后腦勺一下,發出啪的一聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)ゞΣ●“你可真笨!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神被拍的一點頭,剛打完,場中的氣氛瞬間凝固!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連舔愛醬鐵頭的莫莫都僵住了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(?口? ????)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                南…南神給了黑神一B兜?
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神你都敢上手打?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,大威天龍傻了,蟹老板也慌了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神氣極,氣息陡然變得無比狂暴:“你敢打我?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南表情一僵,額頭暴汗,忘了這茬啊靠,自己這該死的勝負欲啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自知理虧的江南眼神閃躲,小聲嘟嘟道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“誰…誰讓你把咱家打壞了的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神氣道:“你又沒告訴我自己能打壞,我還以為免疫呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “趕緊再開一局,我就不信過不去了還?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                欸?不殺我的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????﹏??)“要不咱換個游戲吧?打了這么久第一關都沒過去啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神怒道:“不行!必須通關!本尊還就不信了!通關了再玩兒其他的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咽了口唾沫,這黑神在這方面,意外的單純啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是江南又開了一局,兩人配合著打了起來,黑神搞懂規則后很快就上手了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪怕是一個坦克大戰,打的也異常起勁,甚至開始指揮起江南來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南見黑神打的極為投入,不禁隨口問起話來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??~?? )“對了,你為啥這么鐘意人類的器官啊?星空萬族的你不都有的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神狂按手柄,一臉認真:“啊~你說這個啊?沒什么特別的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “前段時間我撞見過一個比較有意思的人類,還蠻強的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “好像叫什么姜…姜繁吧?那小子把星空搞亂套了,還拆了萬族的千星之城,那段時間著實給我找了不少樂子!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“前段時間?姜繁?他還活著?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神聳肩:“對啊?兩三千年前吧應該?記不清了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一口老血差點沒噴出來,你管這叫前段時間,不過一想起來黑神不知道存在了多久!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩三千年或許對他來說,還真是前段時間而已…
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過這樣的話,時間線就對得上了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神接著道:“那個叫姜繁的人類,還是有些本事的!能力也很有意思!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “很難想象碳基生物竟然可以達到那樣的高度,從那開始,我就比較對人類感興趣了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不過那小子竟然狂到敢進老子地盤亂溜達?嘖~也就是沒能把他留下,不然本尊一波直接就集齊了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咽了口唾沫:(*???)“連你也沒留下他?在這次元夾縫里?他就是那個幾乎?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑神偏頭淡淡道:“你可別誤會,那個叫姜繁的人類只是能力比較麻煩而已,強還是沒我強的,差得遠呢還!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “宇宙中沒有任何生物可以在次元夾縫中威脅到我的存在!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “至于死?呵~以姜繁那麻煩的能力,想死都難吧?只是不知道為啥這段時間沒消息了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哎哎哎~你倒是動啊?對面都開過來了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南頭皮發麻,黑神竟然是因為見過姜繁,所以才對人類種族感興趣,開始收集人類器官的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩者甚至還在次元夾縫里打過架?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “他什么能力啊?給我透透底唄,我教你調30條命!”