免費小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1822章 rap歌手!MC大白鵝?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                眾獸的目光都集中在了九尾狐上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見九尾狐道:“誰說咱們只能坐以待斃了?那些玻色體都想要咱們的腫瘤了,還跟他們客氣什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “若是真來扣老大的腫瘤,那咱們就…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間豎起爪子,朝著自己的脖頸輕輕一劃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                曳虛龍鰍當即就炸了鱗,一臉驚懼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(?﹏? ????)“我的獸祖,你瘋了么你?想要倒反天罡是咋的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “先不說咱們能不能對付的了玻色體,他們的強大你根本就不知道!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哪怕我有絕活傍身,他們想要我的命,依舊是輕而易舉,玻色體的手段不是你們能想象到的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                翱天鸚鵡急道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (°?°〃)“那也不能坐在這里等死啊?得做點什么才行!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                九尾狐眸光閃爍:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“老大!剛剛的戰斗中,那小粉毛不是說她的麻袋連玻色體都能抓的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我看她不像是在說謊的樣子,要是咱能把那麻袋弄到手的話,說不定還有機會!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                龍鰍猛的來了精神:“這倒是個辦法來的,那個禿瓢女還在竄!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “那些人類必然不會拋下她不管,下次再撞見他們定要好好收拾一番才行!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻嘴角直抽,我是小粉毛?
                
            
            

            
                    
                話說你們當著我們的面兒大聲密謀真的好么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我就站在你面前,你看我幾分像從前?
                
            
            

            
                    
                打死千本櫻也沒想到,自己會在龍巢大本營里,跟壞獸們一起開會啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝則是拄著下巴一臉沉思。
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然,曳虛龍鰍他們已經不甘心被圈養了,有了起義的心思!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可卻畏懼于圣星玻色體的力量,實話講,江南是想要收服這群壞獸為己用的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這也是為啥江南沒扣大白鵝跟黑狼靈珠的原因!
                
            
            

            
                    
                如今人類勢弱,任何能借用的力量都要用上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這群虛空海里的壞獸個個星耀,還是難纏的空間系,用來對抗圣星絕對是一股不容忽視的力量!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但自己還必須拿到曲速泡,收服肯定是要收服,但沒那么容易!
                
            
            

            
                    
                畢竟相比于玻色體,龍鰍他們更不信任人類!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南正想著呢,就見金毛猩臉上泛起猥瑣的表情:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ????????‵??“先別想這個了,開心也是一天,愁悶也是一天,為啥非得悶悶不樂的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “騷狐貍,給老大搞點樂子出來,也讓俺們兄弟過過眼癮!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                九尾狐眉眼含羞:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“欸~就不了吧,剛剛打了一場,還蠻累的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可龍鰍卻來了勁頭子,拄著下巴挑了挑眉:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“整一個吧,讓弟兄們也樂呵樂呵~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝滿眼好奇,這又是要出什么幺蛾子?
                
            
            

            
                    
                九尾狐羞澀道:(?︶?︶)“那…那好吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                金毛猩高興壞了,呀吼一聲,連忙去一旁掰了一根狹長的紫水晶柱過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                咔的一下杵在了水晶桌面上,眾壞獸圍了一圈,開始不住的起哄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                在眾獸期待的目光下,九尾狐邁著優雅的狐步跳上了臺面!
                
            
            

            
                    
                毛茸茸的九條尾巴像是公主裙一樣,竟然直接人立起來,兩只前爪抓住了那紫水晶柱!
                
            
            

            
                    
                睫毛彎彎,眉眼魅惑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ???? ? ????)“伴奏呢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                金毛猩高呼:“來啦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間盤坐在地,挺胸抬頭,兩拳緊握,開始有節奏的敲起自己的胸膛來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沉悶的鼓點聲回蕩山洞!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝:??????????嘎~
                
            
            

            
                    
                這金毛猩還有鼓手血脈來的?不愧是悄瞇瞇的專業選手啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                與此同時,青空螳螂兩刀開始不斷地對砍,發出陣陣金屬顫音伴奏!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而一旁的翱天鸚鵡張嘴就唱上了:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?????(°?°〃)??親愛的你呀~來跳個舞吧~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “向快樂出發,反正別停下!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                美妙的歌聲回蕩溶洞,江白鵝跟黑狼櫻直接就懵批了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(??? ????)????????
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽哇,這鸚鵡從哪兒學的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                唱歌唱的這么好聽的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                幾只壞獸在一起直接形成了一個小樂隊啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這群真的是靈獸?你們娛樂項目要不要這么豐富啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                一定是皮套了吧?拉鎖呢?里邊絕批裝著人的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而唱著唱著,眾壞獸的目光就集中在了江南兩人的身上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                鸚鵡:??(???〃)??“誰都別說話~讓腳步踢踏~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還挑了挑眉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻額頭暴汗,這是讓我也來一個的意思?我…我也不會啊我?
                
            
            

            
                    
                當時她就僵住了,眾壞獸的眼神開始變得不對勁起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南急了,再不整出點絕活,可就暴露了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是一個起身,一把薅住黑狼櫻的狼胡子,胡子被拉的緊繃起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??﹏???)?“咿呀!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等其掙扎,就見江白鵝展開翅膀,對著那三根胡子就彈了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                輕快的吉他聲頓時傳來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻都懵了,這都行?什么臨場反應速度啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南還會彈吉他的?這么多才多藝的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                話說不要用人家的胡子當做琴弦,很疼的啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這還沒完,一邊彈吉他的同時,江白鵝還跳起了踢踏舞!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩只大鵝掌不時的拍地,發出“啪啪”的脆響聲,直接跟鼓點融合到了一起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                米拉:(′?ж?)噗~
                
            
            

            
                    
                嵐:?(?> ? <)?“呀哈哈哈,江南哥哥好會啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                笑的再大聲也不怕,龍鰍他們根本聽不到!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也是被逼急了,不是讓腳步踢踏么?那就踢踏起來吧!
                
            
            

            
                    
                老子江白鵝一身絕活啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                青空螳螂頓時吹了個口哨:“哈哈哈,鵝哥狼姐牛啊?這絕活我之前怎么沒見過?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝額頭暴汗:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?乛?乛???“新…新練的,夠贊吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                翱天鸚鵡一臉滿意,接著唱道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                “趁天還沒亮盡情狂歡吧~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “Are you ready to dance~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說完翅膀一指九尾狐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南已經瘋了,這鸚鵡專業干翻譯的吧?還會英語呢啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見九尾狐可愛的眨了眨大眼睛,滿臉魅惑,尾巴搖擺之間,直接就抓著那水晶柱跳起舞來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                在水晶柱周遭輾轉騰挪,將完美的身材展現的淋漓盡致!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝瞪大了眼睛,鼻血狂噴而出!
                
            
            

            
                    
                怪不得壞獸們管九尾狐叫騷狐貍,神特喵跳舞啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                是這種舞的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你們到底是怎么研究出來的啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                人家是鋼管舞,你這個是晶柱舞可還行?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不知道是不是單身久了,看一只狐貍都覺得眉清目秀起來了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而王剛已經在捂臉了,這群靈獸閑著沒事不是釣魚就是回到山洞里蹦迪么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這日子過的也太仙兒了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                造孽啊這!
                
            
            

            
                    
                曳虛龍鰍樂壞了,不住的拍著兩只魚鰭鼓脹!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “棒棒棒!還有沒有更精彩的?這不夠勁兒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                青空螳螂當即道:“狼姐,別客氣,上啊?你專業的,用來伴奏著實可惜了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就是就是!狼姐上!狼姐上!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?﹏?。)?“不不不!還是她跳好了,我…我不會的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                金毛猩不干了:“凈瞎說,平日里你都搶著上的,今天怎么一反常態了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻額頭暴汗,為啥?因為我是假的啊靠!真正的狼姐在麻袋里躺著呢啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                早知道就演大白鵝了,沒說過還要上去跳舞的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南急了,一鵝掌踹在千本櫻的后丘上:“趕緊去啊!別害羞嘛~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻朝著江白鵝一陣呲牙,見他笑的都看到嗓子眼的小舌頭了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你絕批故意的啊你,臭江南你給我等著!
                
            
            

            
                    
                都被逼到這份兒上了,也只能硬著頭皮上了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見黑狼櫻黑著臉跳到了臺上,伴奏頓時一變,變得熱烈且激情!
                
            
            

            
                    
                翱天鸚鵡:??(?????〃)??“讓我們一起搖擺,一起搖擺哎~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “忘記所有煩惱的~一起搖擺!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒辦法的黑狼櫻只能跟著鼓點一起搖擺起來,狼頭狂點,四條腿支撐著身子有節奏的上下起伏!
                
            
            

            
                    
                直接在臺面上開始蹦迪了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝笑的瘋狂錘地,黑狼櫻還真是多才多藝,這一定就是野狼迪斯科了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                看著蹦迪的黑狼櫻,讓江南想起來了那只跟著節奏搖擺的土狗GIF啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嘎嘎嘎嘎~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                笑聲堪比唐老鴨!
                
            
            

            
                    
                曳虛龍鰍:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                大白鵝的叫聲是這種的么?怎么總感覺哪里不對勁?
                
            
            

            
                    
                翱天鸚鵡笑道:“鵝哥今天這么有興致,你也上去好了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “畢竟你平常最騷了,還吟詩的,讓去rap兩句!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “給老大助助興如何?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間,江白鵝臉上的笑容陡然僵住,冷汗從臉頰上滑落!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?????????
                
            
            

            
                    
                而黑狼櫻卻直接抓住機會,讓你笑話我?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這次輪到你了吧?這就是傳說中的樂極生悲啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)?“來!讓我們有請MC大白鵝,閃亮登場!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝磨牙,拉兜櫻,你萊萊個腿兒,別拉我下水啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而眾壞獸卻開始起哄了,江白鵝神色一狠,是你們逼我的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那就不要怪我了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江白鵝隨手掰下一根水晶柱當做麥克風,撲棱著翅膀就落到了黑狼櫻的頭頂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                翅膀抓著麥克風,另一只翅膀指著曳虛龍鰍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??????????“Are you ready? ”
                
            
            

            
                    
                曳虛龍鰍不住點頭,伴奏再變,愈發炸裂起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江白鵝扁嘴一張,當場rap起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ???ˉ??ˉ????“鵝哥我絕活全都會~金嗓一開都得給跪!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “技驚四座帥倒狐妹~一幫渣渣根本不配!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “藥藥~切克鬧欸~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間,溶洞中氣氛炸裂,眾壞獸哈哈大笑,紛紛給江白鵝喝倒彩!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但凡是跳著晶柱舞的九尾狐給江白鵝拋了個媚眼,一臉羞澀!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻:~(??? 3 ??)“噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                你是真的會,這直接就即興rap起來了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且還是用鵝語?這世界上到底還有什么東西能難得倒你啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江白鵝仿佛來了興致一樣,瘋狂rap!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?????????“虛空海中誰最高貴~當屬老大帥氣加倍!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “曲速泡他干跑人類!有誰不服直接竄碎!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                曳虛龍鰍都樂屁了,啪啪鼓掌:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (⌒ ?⌒)“哈哈哈,還得是大白鵝啊,好好好!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝咧嘴一笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                “無敵龍鰍長命百歲~咱們老大最有智慧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我說龍鰍你們說對!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ???????????“龍鰍龍鰍?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                rap間,話筒直接對準了青空螳螂們,全場的氣氛已經被徹底帶起來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                全體壞獸錘胸怒吼:“對對對!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝一個華麗的轉身,轉向曳虛龍鰍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我說龍鰍你說對!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?????????“曳虛龍鰍?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見曳虛龍鰍興奮的臉通紅,不住的點頭:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“啊對對對!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝:??????????
                
            
            

            
                    
                成了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻正沉浸在江白鵝的激情rap中無法自拔,可猛的一怔!
                
            
            

            
                    
                嗯?江南叫龍鰍的名字了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且…它好像還答應了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽?這都行?