免費小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1787章 重要的事情要說三遍?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                見千本櫻被冰封,這世界總算是消停了一點!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南正想著用什么辦法確認下周遭地形,以及對面的防備力量!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好細化一下偷塔計劃,多做準備,這樣才萬無一失!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只可惜沒帶劉莽來啊,沒有雷達還真是不方便!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是江南的目光就在千本櫻跟白蔻的身上來回流轉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                她倆誰不怕黑呢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而就在這時,只見白蔻瞳孔暴縮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??口???)“江南弟弟!你看那邊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南連忙用望遠鏡看了過去,隨即面色驟變,倒抽了一口熱氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??﹏?? ?)“嘶~這下好了,不用找黑障的具體位置了,但也特喵升級成地獄難度了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見那金字塔群中,一座不起眼的金字塔頂,放著一張沙灘椅,杵著一只遮陽傘!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而沙灘椅上則是躺著一道干瘦的身影,正是李鳴山!
                
            
            

            
                    
                頭戴墨鏡,于這廣袤無垠的庫吉沙漠金字塔尖曬太陽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                手里端著一杯冰鎮的紅星二鍋頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好不愜意。
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻是一點好臉色也沒有:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬~¬?)“哼~人類如今都被靈禍摧殘成這個樣子了!他倒是事不關己,還挺會享受的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “竟然在這邊日光浴么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼皮直跳:“靠!圣星把李鳴山放在這里守塔了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                怪不得如此放心,這事情就有點難辦了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                如果是對上李鳴山,自己這點本事,還真不夠看的,畢竟是跟巴德爾一個級別的存在!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只是李鳴山有點囂張啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                就這么躺金字塔頂曬日光浴?可見其究竟多自信!
                
            
            

            
                    
                幸好帶了白蔻來,不然還真搞不定!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “白蔻,怎么樣?李鳴山什么等級,超凡沒?能對付的來么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻面色凝重:“應該還沒超凡,但頂級空間系的實力你比我清楚,很麻煩!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不過我好歹有自己的域,沒那么容易死,或許能拉的住!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                從白蔻那不確定的語氣中就能看出來,她沒什么信心!
                
            
            

            
                    
                足矣見得李鳴山的可怕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好在自己離得夠遠,李鳴山也沒什么反應,應該是還沒發現自己三人的存在!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南撓頭:?(???益??)“嘖~看看還有沒有別人?”
                
            
            

            
                    
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                金字塔頂,李鳴山半瞇著眼睛,歪頭看向東方。
                
            
            

            
                    
                嘴角不自覺的勾起一抹弧度,抬手扒拉下墨鏡,墨鏡落下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ???)
                
            
            

            
                    
                將杯中的冰鎮紅星二鍋頭一飲而盡,仰頭享受起日光浴來,甚至腳都忍不住跟著晃了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我說李老頭,你都在金字塔上面曬了好幾天了,也不怕被烤糊了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                李鳴山眼睛都沒睜開,淡淡道:“年紀大了,曬曬太陽補鈣,你管的著么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                金字塔門洞下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                斷眉薇坐在里邊躲避著太陽的熾烤,活脫脫像是一個收景區門票的老大娘!
                
            
            

            
                    
                手里拿著一本甜寵小說看個不停,表情有些郁悶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~.?? ?)“嘖~煩死了,上不了網真的是太無聊了,手機都戒了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “讓咱們來這鳥不拉屎的地方守黑障?他們怎么可能知道這里有問題?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就算是知道了又如何,現在都忙著應對靈禍,哪里有功夫管這個?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這黑障的防御已經夠嚴密了,還派人來守?是要多小心才夠?在信標星宮里可比在這兒有意思多了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “喂!你倒是回我兩句,陪我聊聊天啊?很無聊的好么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而李鳴山根本不鳥,甚至都打起呼嚕來,顯然是睡著了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)~Zzz
                
            
            

            
                    
                ……
                
            
            

            
                    
                沙丘背面,江南舔了舔嘴唇:“斷眉薇也在,不知道有沒有玻色體!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這就有點不好搞了,斷眉薇同樣有薇信功能,一旦遭受攻擊,怕不是要給圣星傳訊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                要速戰速決才行!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且玻色體是能夠看到隱身后的天線寶寶衣的,就是不知配合低調砂糖橘后,會有什么意想不到的效果!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即掏出一只低調砂糖橘,神色一狠雖然副作用大了點,但還可以接受!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛要吃,江南的表情就直接跟著僵住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“臥槽!不對勁!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻迷惑道:( ??~?? ?)“怎么了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭暴汗,啞麻袋是要喊對方名字,對方答應后,啞麻袋才會生成反此生物形態!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那特喵我要是吃了低調砂糖橘,就連聲音波動都被隱藏了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                對方聽不到老子喊的名字,還答應個屁了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還以為是砂糖橘跟啞麻袋是絕配,這特喵不是相互克制么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                系統寶貝搞我啊這?
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪怕是先喊完再吃,自己的存在都被發現了,對面自然會防備著偷襲,效果不佳了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∠(?~?? 」∠)_“喂!你還是不是個南人?磨磨蹭蹭的到底干不干了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的黃毛小太妹又囂張起來了,顯然是被曬解凍了,哪怕嘴唇被凍的發紫,氣勢上也半點不輸!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看著千本櫻,表情逐漸變形!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即掏出三只啞麻袋,千本櫻兩只,白蔻一只,神色一肅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“接下來我講的事情很重要,事關偷塔成敗,你們兩個要認真聽講!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人都小雞啄米式的點頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這玩意叫啞麻袋,專門抓人用的,塞進袋子里就跑不掉了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “但是使用前,需要喊對方的名字,對方答應了才能管用!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “等下你們兩個拎著啞麻袋去吸引對方注意,喊他們名字,一定要想盡辦法讓他們答應!知道么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “然后剩下的事情,交給我就好!都記清楚沒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻眼睛锃亮,還有這種好東西吶?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                連忙把啞麻袋像是寶貝一樣的抱在懷里,可不知想起了什么,臉上的笑容逐漸變形!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?o?╰╯o??)“還說那個袋鼠跳的麻袋怪不是你?莫名其妙的消失了一天一夜?該不會是把自己裝進麻袋里跑不出來了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“哎呀呀~你可真笨,大名鼎鼎的南神也有這么窘迫的時候吶?丟丟~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭青筋暴起,揚起熱情如火小手套就要讓千本櫻感受下自己的火熱!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可千本櫻完全不懼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶?︶?)“你打!你打呀?你才舍不得~你那么喜歡我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你要是打了,我回去就跟鐘映雪她們告狀,說你對我動手動腳,還偷看我的絕對領域!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一陣磨牙,臉都黑了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                行行行,不跟你一般見識,萊萊個腿兒的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即掏出綠棒子馬餅干外加榴蓮果肉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “話不多說先上掛!打的他們直叫爸!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                見兩人乖乖喝下,江南的表情陡然變得陰險起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???????‵)“剛剛我說的都記住了嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻認真的點頭:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)“都記得了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南清了清嗓子:“那我考考你嗷,這麻袋的名字叫什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻歪著頭:( ??~?? ?)“啞麻袋?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(???╰╯??‵)
                
            
            

            
                    
                “快!重要的事情要說三遍才可以!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻撓頭:?(??????)“啞麻袋~啞麻袋~啞麻袋?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(??? ? ??)?啊~
                
            
            

            
                    
                就是這個啊,也太有感覺了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嗯!很好很好,來!你也說三遍我聽聽,快點說,看你記住沒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻:(?)口(ヾ)“啞麻袋~啞咩蝶~啞…我呸你個老澀批!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說到一半的千本櫻猛的意識到不對勁,黃黃的俏臉透著紅,一個頭捶砸在了江南的頭上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么鬼的考核?你就是想聽我們說啞麻袋啊你!
                
            
            

            
                    
                被揭穿目的江南抱著頭臉一黑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻壞壞道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“你要是想聽,也不是不可以,但是要靠自己的努力嘛!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間伸出小手就朝著江南頭頂天線抓去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南狠狠的打了個激靈,這黃毛小太妹是黃的沒救了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙捏了天線,進入隱身狀態!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而白蔻還是一臉懵,根本搞不懂剛剛有什么問題,江南哪里澀批了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽江南道:“等下擊股為號,然后就動手,剩下的就是等蕭爺爺他們發信號了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間就吃了一只低調砂糖橘,就連其本身氣息都消失了,完全隱匿!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就好似這個人根本不存在一樣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南心中桀桀冷笑,李鳴山?跟圣星混是吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                看老子用麻袋給你裝回去啊,實在不行就刪個十年八年的記憶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                說什么也要給你拉回來啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                于此同時,一輪惶惶大日飛速掠過極地冰原!
                
            
            

            
                    
                所過之處,冰山融化,萬物不復,以驚人的姿態狠狠的朝著信標星宮撞去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                防御能量壁壘頓時開啟!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “轟!”的一聲巨響!
                
            
            

            
                    
                火焰飛濺,大地融化,極光四射,一副毀天滅地的末世之景!
                
            
            

            
                    
                在耀世驕陽的沖擊下,信標星宮的防御依舊堅挺!
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾瞪著眼珠子,拎著圣裁之劍氣沖沖的走了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你們又…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,就見耀世驕陽內的三只金錢豹當場開噴!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火破口大罵:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?口°?)“給老子出來!瞅瞅你那個慫包樣吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “信不信老子打的你走到扶墻根兒,尿尿帶血絲兒?你踏馬是個der?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾暴怒:“我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧丁狂噴:“你什么你?我蕭大爺隨手一泡尿都能把你呲死!你個破爛喜之郎!狂什么狂?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火:(???益?? ??)嘖~
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你丫的能不提這事兒不了?”