免費小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1785章 全員暴躁老哥?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                江南的確感覺到了暴躁雪內心的火熱!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這何止是火熱,這特喵都燙手了哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                砂糖橘什么的也太棒了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                既然沒法反抗,那就好好享受暴躁雪對自己的摧殘好了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                正當江南要勇攀高峰,進行下一步行動之時!
                
            
            

            
                    
                整間屋子的墻壁直接被撞破,一道黃色閃光以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴之勢沖來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ─=≡Σ((( つ??皿??)つ“看我狼滅導彈吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個大頭錘狠狠的撞在了江南的肚子上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽“噗哇”一聲,江南整個人都被撞的旋轉著飛出,雙眼暴突!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪怕是暴躁雪都有些猝不及防,不禁舔了舔嘴唇,似在回憶剛剛的感覺!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夏瑤此刻完全半獸化,徹底炸了毛!
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                原本一身柔順華麗的銀色狼毛,徹底化為橙黃色,拖著一條毛茸茸的黃不拉幾狼尾巴!
                
            
            

            
                    
                身上還有黑色的金錢斑點,俏臉上滿是暴怒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?“小南!我之前是怎么跟你說噠?怎么就變這么黃了!身上的金錢斑點又是什么鬼啊喂!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南剛捂著肚子爬起來,可看到大狼滅的一瞬間就笑噴了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′?ж?)σ “黃…黃鼠狼?噗~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¥??皿??)“笑!你還好意思笑?我那滿頭的銀發是我最后的倔強啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “本狼滅現在不光黃!還很暴力!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夏瑤一個狼撲就壓在了江南身上,就對著江南的臉一陣瘋狂爪擊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                當時就給撓成了大花臉,甚至為了防止江南逃跑,就連極晝云漩都放出來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南捂臉瘋狂掙扎:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)口(ヾ)“不要哇!我錯了啊,我…我也不知道會變得這么黃啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤狼尾輕甩,滿臉壞笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“哦豁?是么?嘴上說不要,身體卻很誠實嘛!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                別亂動啊你,現在這個姿勢很糟糕的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???????????)“這…這是不可抗力!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤舔了舔嘴唇:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“本狼滅這就讓你見識見識,我現在變得到底有多黃!今天你這病根兒是做定了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????????)“請務必讓我見識一下!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夏瑤抬手像是拎小雞仔一樣把江南拎了起來,就要往回托!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而就在這時,暴躁雪卻抬手,一把抓住了夏瑤的手腕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?д°?)“喂~女人!你壞我好事了不知道么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我現在很不開心!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤如電一般的目光頓時鎖定在了鐘映雪的臉上,可卻滿眼囂張!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ? ̄? д  ̄?)“哦?有什么不開心的事情?講出來讓本狼滅開心開心?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我心里還窩著火呢,你心情好不好關本狼滅鳥事?撒手!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                暴躁雪挑眉:(??ˇ?ˇ?)“你很勇啊你?放開他!我先逮到的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一臉興奮的表情!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (ˉ ? ˉ??)
                
            
            

            
                    
                啊啦啦?吵起來了?雪雪狼滅會吵架?這可真是新娘子上花轎,頭一回啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是掏出爆米花,在旁邊眼神锃亮的吃了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏狼滅根本不服:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)“你先逮到的?他明明在我手里,你全身上下10只眼都是用來出氣的么?哪只眼看到是你先逮到的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “他分明是我的獵物!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:∑(°口°?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                有…有十只眼的吶?怎么這么多?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這是咋算的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪撇了江南一眼,冷笑一聲:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛~乛?)“哼!還真是鳥大了什么林子都有!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:( ?? ε ???)噗哇~
                
            
            

            
                    
                雪雪這么會說的么?我以前怎么都不知道?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你們兩個吵架的內容也太暴躁了點吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                額~所以我可以當成是在夸我嘛?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “呸!你說誰是林子?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “說你怎么了?你有意見?不服忍著!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我給你拼了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見兩人直接十指相扣推個不停,角起了力,俏臉上都是一臉的暴躁!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南連忙左拉拉,右拉拉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(?Д?;≡;?д?)“不要再打啦,你們兩個不要再打了,這個樣子是打不死人的啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “閉嘴”×2
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:( ′? ~?`)哦~
                
            
            

            
                    
                可還沒等江南欣賞夠雪雪狼滅的掐架冥場面,三道晶瑩的蛛絲射來,直接把鐘映雪夏瑤捆成了粽子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也被五花大綁了起來,心都跟著提到了嗓子眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蛛絲?
                
            
            

            
                    
                該不會!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見一身黃的彌夜額頭青筋暴起,一臉的高傲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                徑直來到江南跟前,用一種睥睨天下的姿態俯視著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?~°??)“想好了用什么補償本王了?我欠揍的小公主?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(??﹏???)
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還沒想好,可以容我想個三五百年的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                彌夜瞇眼:(? ̄? ~ ̄?)“哦?還沒想好?那要不要本王給你個建議?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就從親吻本王的腳趾開始好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南: Σ?(??口???)?!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                刺激~
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間還伸出了自己的小腳丫遞到了江南跟前!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可被綁了的鐘映雪跟夏瑤卻不干了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黃皮瑤:(?`~′?)“女王有什么了不起的?有種單挑啊?以為本狼滅怕你啊?嗷嗚嗷嗚~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                暴躁雪:(??ˇ~ˇ?)“治腳氣你找達克寧啊?找小南給你舔什么舔?為了交叉感染么?這女人可真是壞心眼兒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哈?你再說一遍?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(?)﹏(ヾ)
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個個都要不要這么暴躁啊?上火上的威力這么大么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                懟天懟地懟空氣啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還真是低調做人,高調做事!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好在砂糖橘的變黃,沒有龍餅干那么霸道,不需要實戰解毒,只是口頭花花。
                
            
            

            
                    
                不然這可真的難搞了哦!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽“轟”的一聲,仿佛地震了一般,那營帳區若干帳篷直接被一拳轟塌!
                
            
            

            
                    
                山貓氣憤的聲音傳來:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?“大半夜的吵什么吵?很煩不知道嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然山貓也變得暴躁起來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,只聽一陣七嘴八舌的罵聲傳來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “呦呵?你還來勁了是吧?不服咱就干一下子啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “干就干?睡怕誰?哎臥槽你踏馬瞅我干啥?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就瞅你了咋的?不服就干一下試試!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “試試就逝世!老子要不把你頭蓋骨干成翻蓋的,老子生吃腳后跟皮!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                轉眼功夫,整片營地就變得熱鬧起來了,江南的怨氣值列表也跟著刷新不停!
                
            
            

            
                    
                外邊干的哐哐直響,全員暴躁老哥,那是誰也不服誰!
                
            
            

            
                    
                房間里,千本櫻兜頭貓在被窩里瑟瑟發抖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                :;(∩′﹏`∩);:
                
            
            

            
                    
                我的天,華夏這邊這么有過年氣氛的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                大晚上的還能再熱鬧一點不啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                由于這貨吃了太多的砂糖橘,所以作用時間根本沒過去,現在根本沒有一點變黃的跡象!
                
            
            

            
                    
                營地另一區!
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧丁迷迷糊糊的起夜跑到衛生間里上撤碩,顯然是被外面的聲音給吵醒了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ???? ~ ????)“干啥玩意?吵吵吧火的?一個個都欠收拾吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,只見蕭吹火晃悠進了衛生間!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人的目光在空中交織,隨即都變得滿臉驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???????)━☆━(?口??)
                
            
            

            
                    
                “臥槽!你的面色有些蠟黃啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你踏馬也妹好哪兒去啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人看了眼自己的身上,臉更黃了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                怕不又是中了江南的邪啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自奧丁的怨氣值+777!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自蕭吹火的怨氣值+1001!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間蕭吹火也來到池子旁擺好姿勢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧丁偏頭瞅了眼,輕蔑一笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬?¬)切~
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火瞪眼:(??へ ???)“你踏馬笑啥?往我這邊看什么看?沒見過啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧丁得意道:(︶.?︶*)“沒啥,就是想著您這么大歲數了,怕是挺難的吧?管路老化,尿頻尿急尿等待什么的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “想想也是不容易!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火額頭青筋暴起:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°??)“放你丫的狗臭屁!老子吃嘛嘛香,身體倍兒棒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “一般的年輕人都趕不上老子強壯!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                自從服用了香珠后,管路老化已隨之遠去了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧丁嗤笑一聲:(乛д乛?)“你可拉倒吧,還不服老?再年輕能比得上年輕人么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間開閘放水,然而下一秒的表情卻直接僵住,滿臉驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(?口?|||)
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火滿臉的調笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“哈!年輕人?就你這顏色跟橙汁兒似的?也沒好到哪里去吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “火上的有點大吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧丁臉上掛不住:“呸!橙汁兒個鬼,你喜歡要不要給你滿上一杯?嘗嘗甜頭?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “放心!我沒糖尿病,糖分不超標!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火暴怒:“你小子怕是認不清誰是爺了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “看老子給你來杯烏龍茶,給你提提神!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間終于算是把閘給開開了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一瞬,一道極烈的火焰猛的沖出,火力之大,便池瞬間燒融!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?╮??
                
            
            

            
                    
                化為熊熊烈火爆燃,頃刻間就充斥了整個衛生間!
                
            
            

            
                    
                給旁邊的奧丁眉毛頭發衣服都給燎了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                驚的奧丁連忙用手拍打,神通都來不及收了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?皿?)?“哎呦我就嗶嗶嗶!你這才是真上火啊!你往出呲的是汽油吧你?98號的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “連我光明之主都敢呲?你飄了啊你?信不信我干你啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火的老臉哪里還掛的住?這特么人變黃也就算了,怎么還往出噴火的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                老子活了九十多年,這種情況還是第一次見啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “干我?你還真是半夜撤碩里提燈籠,找死啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “光明之主算個屁,老子這就烤了你丫的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “轟!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一道熾紅色的火光裹攜著一道金光,炸毀了整座營地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                斜插著沖出了京都城,很快夜幕就被光芒染成了白熾色,大地瘋狂震動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然是掐起來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅坐在辦公室里,拄著下巴感受著大地的震動,天花板簌簌落下的灰塵,滿眼的無奈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????????????)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                果然!有江南在的地方就不可能消停!
                
            
            

            
                    
                多少有點理解當年蕭大爺的感受了嗷!