免費小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1781章 我裝我自己?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                而江南則是一邊瞬移一邊鼓搗起了系統!
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵的小哭包啊,特地找了個沒人的地方發泄情緒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                本以為沒人看到,可沒成想卻被系統寶貝給嘲諷了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                經過一番父相傷害,又拿卡布一族作為威脅,系統寶貝這才認慫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這才認真查看起系統來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                由于一直沒抽出新獎品,小火罐還是需要十連抽獲得!
                
            
            

            
                    
                無法從系統商城用怨氣值兌換,自從月球反攻戰開始,小火罐用量恐怖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還分給黎冰姐不少,所以就一直沒攢下來,如今怨氣值總量也就一千多萬而已,不多。
                
            
            

            
                    
                抽獎倒是夠用了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                技能點由于當初記錄封靈咒陣開啟靈魂拓印用掉不少!
                
            
            

            
                    
                如今也只剩兩千來萬了,也不夠干啥的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                讓江南無語的是,自己再次例行欠百億地攤費等著補繳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                理由是當初在次元夾縫里,用地攤布擋了加百列伊戈爾他們的攻擊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南已經習以為常了,不就是一百億嘛?還不是隨便坑坑就有了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南毫不客氣,直接懟了一千萬怨氣值進去,開始幸運十連抽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~?? )“給你說,我每次花怨氣值可都記著賬呢,距離上次給做人草,我的消費額度已經快要達到五千萬了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “算上一千萬絕對夠了,可不許賴賬的嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [(?`~′?)可惡!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘿嘿直笑,之前答應小酒窩的重新做人,如今也該兌現了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛好過年,就送給她當禮物好了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南不是沒想過能不能給老陳頭用,只是他如今意識消散,就連生命形態都改變了,成為了一顆沒有自主意識的樹!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吃了做人草哪怕變成人也只是個樹精,不是原來的陳道一了。
                
            
            

            
                    
                更何況,樹也吃不了做人草…
                
            
            

            
                    
                [幸運十連抽抽獎開始!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [謝謝惠顧!安慰獎:無法自拔小火罐一只!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [恭喜中獎!獎品:言靈口香糖一片!]
                
            
            

            
                    
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                江南搓著小手,心中有些期待,按照以往的規律來講,刷新兩個安慰獎后,就會出一個正經獎品!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但那小火罐雖說是安慰獎,但從作用上來講,絕對是神器來的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不知道這次會不會出新的,沒有正經獎品,來個給力點的安慰獎也行啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                大過年的,別讓人心寒好不好?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南心里正念叨呢,就見獎品列表里猛的出現了新的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [謝謝惠顧!安慰獎:低調砂糖橘一只!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [恭喜中獎!獎品:啞麻袋一只!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(??口?? ?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                啥玩楞?
                
            
            

            
                    
                一炮雙響?還真特喵是過年了啊?系統寶貝大發慈悲了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                低調砂糖橘是什么鬼啊喂,這下好,連年貨都不用去搜刮了的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且現在麻袋都是正經獎品了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                啞麻袋是什么麻袋?聽起來就很不正經啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                十連抽到五十多次的時候,就一炮雙響了,給江南抽出了一大堆的砂糖橘跟麻袋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南正迫不及待的想查看下作用呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                系統提示再次響起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [檢測到宿主消費怨氣值已達五千萬,獎勵特殊獎品:做人草一顆!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:?*??(??口??*)??*?奈斯~
                
            
            

            
                    
                系統寶貝終于沒耍無賴,正常運作了一把啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還得趕著過節十連抽,點兒高啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒空管做人草,江南急忙查看起兩個獎品的作用來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [安慰獎:低調砂糖橘!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                作用:服用后,隱藏一切自身波動,一瓣砂糖橘持續效果10分鐘!
                
            
            

            
                    
                低調做人!高調做事!( ?° ?? ?°)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                橘子一吃賊低調!
                
            
            

            
                    
                咱們偷摸把人撂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                低調體驗超奇妙!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吃了又吃還想要!
                
            
            

            
                    
                把妹撩的嗷嗷叫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我giao!
                
            
            

            
                    
                注:砂糖橘雖好,但不可過量服用哦~
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(??ˇ~ˇ??:)啊這…
                
            
            

            
                    
                作用介紹這么簡單的嘛?隱藏自身一切波動是什么意思?
                
            
            

            
                    
                嘶~該不會是變得跟三哥一樣低調的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                如果是真的那可就變態了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                啊對了,三哥姓啥來著?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咽了口唾沫,迫不及待的掏出一只砂糖橘查看起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                低調砂糖橘只有雞蛋大小,橘皮金黃,果柄上還有兩只翠綠嫩葉,看起來就極為喜慶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                把皮剝開,一股獨屬于橘子的清香味兒便擴散開來,露出里邊的6個橙黃色橘瓣。
                
            
            

            
                    
                光是看一眼就忍不住流哈喇子。
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南強忍住想要吃一口試試的欲望,多年經驗告訴江南,安慰獎沒有一個是憋了好屁的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                絕對不可以親身試驗,輕則社死,重則社爆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但江南還迫切的想要知道低調砂糖橘的作用!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~??*)“嘖~我跟著愁個鬼哦,大過年的還愁砂糖橘沒人吃嘛?拿回去給大家試試不就好了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “畢竟沒有一袋砂糖橘能夠過夜!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是隨手就把橘子揣兜了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                注意力則是轉到了那正經獎品上,畢竟正經獎品向來強悍,而且沒有副作用,可以盡情使用!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙查看起作用來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [獎品:啞麻袋!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                作用:綁票神器!內置麻袋空間!使用時需念對方名字,對方回應后,啞麻袋將自動生成反此生物形態!
                
            
            

            
                    
                將之裝入啞麻袋后,不可逃出!
                
            
            

            
                    
                置物后,效果持續24小時結束!
                
            
            

            
                    
                綁票神器啞麻袋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一裝一個小可愛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                無敵強者打包賣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                啞麻袋有多變態?
                
            
            

            
                    
                就看哥你有多壞!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??? ? ??‵)我壞!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:( ??? .?.? ??‵)我也壞!
                
            
            

            
                    
                啊哈哈哈,乖乖!這到底是什么神器啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                寶葫蘆的嘛?需要叫人家一聲,人家答應了才有用?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這特喵跟系統自動識別姓名的功能簡直是絕配的好嗎?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且能形成對應的反生物形態?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那玻色體呢?玻色體可不可以裝?裝進去了也跑不掉?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的江南真的被驚到了,如果真的是這樣,那可就太騷了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                迫不及待的掏出一只啞麻袋來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見啞麻袋就是正常蛇皮袋子的大小,通體粗糙,布料像是亞麻材質的,賊厚實!
                
            
            

            
                    
                袋口處有用來收口的麻繩子,離遠了一看,就跟裝大米的袋子沒什么兩樣的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                袋子上還有個“(???3??)?”噓的表情logo,看的江南一臉懵!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “好像是說內置麻袋空間的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南不由得撐開袋口探頭望了進去,一臉好奇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但也沒什么特別的啊?就很正常的麻袋嘛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可江南沒注意到,在他把頭探進麻袋的那一刻,啞麻袋上的logo就已經亮起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                啞麻袋開始置物后,自動開始計時,24小時后失效的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而看了半天,江南也沒看出個所以然來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啊對了,是要喊名字才能發揮出作用的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南退出麻袋,清了清嗓子,拎著啞麻袋大聲喊道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????? ?)?袋:“咳咳~江南!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即一個瞬移,猛的換到另一邊答應道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ′? ??`)“干啥?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在江南答應的瞬間,啞麻袋散發出陣陣靈光,上面的logo更亮了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南舔了舔嘴唇,這下應該能用了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是撐開袋口看個不停,但還是沒什么奇怪的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這玩意真有這么厲害?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不信邪的江南仰頭撐起啞麻袋,看向袋底!
                
            
            

            
                    
                由于重力緣故,袋口直接一垂到腳底,江南整個人都被套進了啞麻袋里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                心中不禁一個激靈,不好!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛要出去,可就在江南完全進入啞麻袋的瞬間,袋口自動收緊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                唰的一下就把江南套麻袋里了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                尼瑪!我套我自己?
                
            
            

            
                    
                袋口收緊的瞬間,江南就感覺自己的異能跟靈力就不能用了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                麻袋內的空間跟外界完全隔離!
                
            
            

            
                    
                額頭不禁暴汗,還特喵真是用來反我的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                急了的江南開始瘋狂掙扎,用腳踹,用手撕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可根本沒法破壞啞麻袋,異能靈力還不能用!
                
            
            

            
                    
                急的江南甚至掏出了小馬扎砸麻袋,但麻袋里面仿佛有一層透明的隔膜,讓江南始終接觸不到麻袋內壁!
                
            
            

            
                    
                小馬扎都沒砸到啞麻袋本體!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??? 口 ??)?“啊呀!放我出去!有沒有人啊!幫我解開麻袋口,我出一塊錢作為酬謝!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “一塊錢已經不是個小數目了,不能再多了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而外界,一只麻袋躺在一處荒無人煙的亂石堆里瘋狂蠕動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                任憑江南大喊,愣是沒有半點聲音傳出來,真的是啞麻袋啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                足足掙扎了半個小時的江南徹底放棄了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                想起了作用介紹里的話,裝入啞麻袋后,不可逃出…
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南老淚橫流:(;′??口??`)“要不要這么絕啊靠!我是麻袋主人也不給逃出去的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “呔~麻袋開門!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(′???)?“誰來救救我,這里好黑啊,我有幽閉恐懼癥的啊?我害怕!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鬼能想的到,得到啞麻袋后,老子第一個綁的票,竟是我自己?
                
            
            

            
                    
                千防萬防,低調砂糖橘都忍住沒吃,到底還是掉麻袋的坑里了啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                難不成真的要等24小時后,才能破袋而出?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南滿臉斗志!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??口??*)?“區區一個破麻袋,休想困住老子啊!京都是哪邊兒來的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見那亂石堆里的麻袋掙扎著爬了起來,朝著西邊瘋狂袋鼠跳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                勢要跳回京都,找個人把老子放出來啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而江南卻忘了,這是在外邊,還有獸群在的…
                
            
            

            
                    
                留在京都的大家也是滿臉懵批,南神到底干啥去了?一夜未歸?
                
            
            

            
                    
                以他的本事,跑趟月球都特喵回來了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                天剛蒙蒙亮,只見千本櫻六花,帶著一個身披黑色大袍的身影,于華夏大地上瘋狂瞬移!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一路上,千本櫻看到了于大地之上奔襲的獸武軍團,也見識到了長城橫天御壁!
                
            
            

            
                    
                震驚于華夏的對災手段,這就是大國底蘊么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不知道多少國家在靈禍的肆虐下都放棄抵抗了,華夏還在拼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,只見六花傳來一陣驚呼聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ???????)?“哦豁~櫻醬,那是什么靈獸?華夏不愧地大物博,還有麻袋怪的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見遠處成千上萬的獸潮奔襲,眼中滿是興奮,仿佛找到了什么好玩兒的玩具一樣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而萬獸之前,一只麻袋跳的可快,都跳出了幻影,瘋狂蹦跳跑路!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪怕是千本櫻看到這一幕也呆住了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                "(o 口 o*)“真有這種品種的靈獸?什么情況?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑袍武藏沉聲道:“別管了,咱們可沒空管什么麻袋怪,還是少插手!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “時間緊迫,還是盡快見到江南的好!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻點頭,不再理會那麻袋怪,帶著兩人瞬移直奔京都趕去,六花還拍了兩張照片記錄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                麻袋里,江南大汗淋漓,滿臉憤慨!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????°?????益????°?)“你們給我等著!等著啊!玩兒我?等我從麻袋里出來了!全給你們砍了給星澄塞牙縫子!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “它萊萊個腿兒的啊!啞麻袋誤我哇!”